If you found this blog by Googling my name or by following sundry noxious links (you know where), please note that all claims that I was fired from my job are 100% false, as are most of the other things written about me. I don't know the people who are libeling me, but it's clear they have some imaginary axe to grind and way too much time.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

This Blog Is A Personals Ad For My Stomach

She's really quite easy to get along with. Less snobby than you might think.


  1. Help me drag Alex here and we have a date. (He doesn't support $17.00, less-than-20-inch, non-Pizza Franchise pizza. I'm all about the brick oven!


  2. That place has gotten so much buzz! He doesn't sound like a very nice guy though:


    Still, I'd be down to drag Alex there with you!