In answer to people who ask if I've ever had awkward situations come out of eating with strangers.
9:33pm: hey zoe, ur nt gonna call me bk? thats messed up...i thought we were kool
9:42pm: i would really like 2 b friends with u...and nt some odd stranger u eat with and then rip apart on ur blog...kind of hard 2 do if u dont call back
9:46pm: u said some not so nice things zoe...and u didnt have 2 mention my age, where i work and my pic...a little discretion would b nice
9:48pm: listen, im just a regular asian just like u trying 2 connect just as u do...i though dinner was nice even though it wasnt what we had planned...
9:49pm: im sorry u thought it sucked...zoe, i just want 2 try new eateries with u...u seem nice and i thought we could b friends...thats all i want...
9:54pm: i tried 2 reach u a couple of times and u cant even have the decency 2 text bk...i read what u wrote...why cant we hang out, try new eateries, and b friends
9:55pm: all im saying is there is a new place i found and i want us 2 try it
9:58pm: understood...it takes but a second 2 text back...i can be a good friend 2 u...if u let it happen...is that so wrong?
10:28pm: goodnight zoe...dont work 2 late
Weeks later...
"upon the glowing review in ur blog, i tried one of the eateries mentioned and it was everything u said it was...ur palette is as refined as ur social skills ;)"
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Haha stalker, I was pondering taking you out, but man if this is how messed up I'd end up I might reconsider!
ReplyDeleteAre you implying I drove him to this? Haha, I think you'll only end up like him if you start out like him - do you repeatedly put your hand on strictly platonic strangers' knees?
ReplyDeleteonly if you ask nicely.
ReplyDeleteYou should learn this dance for when you're eating with weirdos http://www.vimeo.com/1850799?pg=embed&sec=1850799
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