If you found this blog by Googling my name or by following sundry noxious links (you know where), please note that all claims that I was fired from my job are 100% false, as are most of the other things written about me. I don't know the people who are libeling me, but it's clear they have some imaginary axe to grind and way too much time.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Highfalutin - with your help

I've been given a one-time opportunity to dine somewhere really, really great (read: really, really expensive).

Besides pants-soiling-in-excitement, this news has rendered me incapable of making the crucial decision. So, readers, would you like to read about Le Bernardin or Jean-Georges?

The vote begins now.


  1. Jean-Georges. Although either would be a vicarious treat.

    So. Jealous.

  2. Le Bernardin. Only b/c the food is freaking amazing and Eric Ripert is not so bad looking.

  3. I'm voting for Le Bernadin. And am volunteering my services as an escort.