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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Food Quote of the Day

“I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they’re either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.”

-Frank Bruni, Born Round: The Secret History of a Full-Time Eater* (via Grub Street)

*You better believe I have this pre-ordered on Amazon


  1. Or just plain confused. I've recently encountered one to many avacado haters (one was a vegan- talk about joyless, poor soul!).

  2. I'm so allergic to avocado it's not even funny :<

  3. kels, you're allergic to everything fun to eat.

  4. yah..i'm deathly allergic to avocados..but will still eat guac. i just have to really watch myself..